Things I've had whispered to me in the middle of the night:
"It's lonely where you are - come back to reality."
"I'm a good top and you're a good bottom."
"There is no proof of convergence to an extremum for a genetic algorithm."
"We paid more for the condoms that we used than we did for this room."
"Are you sure you wanna do that?"
"We'll always be friends."
"You're bleeding."
"I'm a good girlfriend and you're a good boyfriend."
"You don't like the taste of rubber?"
"Of all of my friends, you're my favorite junkie."
"Oops - it broke!"